You Stole My Problem, Not My Man Sweatshirt
Listen, babe. We both know some people out here are snatching up things they can’t handle—like drama, consequences, and maybe your ex. But let’s get one thing straight: they took the headache, not the prize.
This ultra-cozy, premium crewneck is here to keep you warm while you sip your tea and watch the mess unfold from a safe distance. Made with soft, medium-heavy 3-end fleece, it’s built for durability and maximum comfort, because unlike certain decisions, this one actually makes sense.
Features:
✔ 80% cotton, 20% polyester
✔ Snug but breathable, so you can roll your eyes freely
✔ Minimal shrinkage—unlike their accountability
✔ Tear-away label, because nobody has time for unnecessary baggage
♥Care Instructions:
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine. WASH INSIDE-OUT TO PROTECT PRINTED DESIGN.
Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dry-clean.
Get yours now and let the world know: you lost nothing, babe.
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